Why He’s Hot:
- WHAT did you just say? You don’t know who this is?! Well, you damn better should, because this 1,82m piece of sexy flesh is Miroslav motherfucking Klose, striker for the German national football team! Doesn’t sound very German to you? Well, right you are, because this mouth-wateringly handsome mofo was born in Poland and is thus bi-national! You know what this means?! Thassrite, he can actually whisper dirty things in your ear in BOTH languages. Don’t try to tell me this doesn’t already get your panties wet.
- Not convinced yet? Worry not, more sexiness is to come. This badass is right on Ronaldo’s heels in the list of top goal scorers of all World Cups. He has scored 14 fucking goals in 3 World Cups! And we ALL know success is goddamn sexy. Hell, he can score a goal with me anytime…
- The best thing about his goals are probably his own celebrations of them. Hell, this guy can do a motherfucking salto IN THE AIR. Now, is that droolworthy or what? Especially if you look at the leg muscles that enable him to do this sort of thing… one word: YUM. Not to mention his infamous “OK”-gesture, which makes something inside me die every time. No one else can turn a simple gesture like that into something that actually makes me come on the spot. Nothing sexier than a guy who is good - and KNOWS it.
- As if that wasn’t enough, he also apparently likes hugging his team mates. Or jumping on them. COME ON. Hot football players jumping each other. What more do you WANT?! And if one of them is Klose… oh God, I’m gonna need a change of panties.
- Last but not least… his eyes. Oh GOD. These… EYES. If you say you can look into these eyes without wanting to be screwed by him immediately, you are LYING. And even if it was true – one gorgeous smile from him and you won’t have a choice but to scream: “Take me, here and now!!!” How much more reason do you need, really?!
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